Podge and Rodge are the two characters from A Scare at Bedtime, an Irish adult comedy televised puppet show. The characters were created and are produced by Ciaran Morrison and Mick O'Hara. More at:
Here's a small selection of one liners uttered on their show:
- I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
- She had a face on her like a well slapped arse
- You're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
- My mouth's as dry as a nun's crack
- He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
- He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
- As funny as a burning orphanage
- He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
- I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
- I feel like a boiled sh1te (hung-over)
- (when leaving) I'm off like a deb's dress
- She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
- As busy as the Dalkey dole office
- Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
- As tight as a nun's knickers
- I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
- I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
- No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
- Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
- I left her with a face like a painter's radio
- A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard!!
- Jaysus, she could breastfeed a creche
- As fit as a butcher's dog
- Not even the tide would take her out
- Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her
- Daz wouldn't shift her
- Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
- A sniper wouldn't take her out
- Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
- If I'd a bag of bruised willies, I wouldn't give her one
- She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle
- She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
- She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab
- If I'd a garden full of mickeys, I wouldn't let her look over the wall
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